Twitter me not

For the past few days , almost a week certain things on twitter…crack me up. Well I’ve noticed it before but I never really talked about it until now. Here is some shit that makes me laugh or annoys me… feel free to add on...

1- 1.Follow the leader- Everyone started at 0 followers, & yes you do need to build up the followers to have a good twitter “experience” . Just because you follow me…. Does not mean I am going to follow you back -_- sorry? Do not ask me to follow you… that’s just stupid like how you look like going around saying “can you please follow me….” I’m not going to lie someone did say that to me but he was nice & I liked his tweets so I did. Other than that…. If yah shit is wack I’m not. So stop asking or assuming..

2- 2. HEY YOU! COMMENT ON MY BLOG- okay I do not mind people posting links to their blogs in their tweet, when you keep saying “come on you need to come comment…” or “why isn’t anyone commenting” & they keep advertising the shit…. It fcking gets annoying & makes you seem thirsty for a damn comment. People do read blogs we just too lazy to comment lmao (me) & sometimes we will leave you some love IF we really need to. Don’t be the annoying thirsty tweeter….

3- 3. “omg this person tweets dumb stuff” - I’m not going to sit here and say that some of my tweets are not annoying (twilight) lmao…. But hey its MY TWITTER, I tweet whatever I want to tweet about. If you don’t fcking like it UNFOLLOW plain and simple.

For example: this btch said she didn’t like my tweets or whatever & she JUST unfollowed me because we got into a “debate/argument” . Um honey what took you SO LONG to unfollow me then? Just because you did not like my opinion about something that lead to that “argument” you just decided to unfollow me? Lmao girl, BYE.

4. I am going to follow 238478378 people – uh…. Why? I hate that shit… this is not myspace, you do not need to follow all them damn people. Then you don’t even @ reply anyone… you’re just wasting space. -_-

5. I take twitter serious- You know the type… they take every tweet to heart… ooooh they so sensitive . Sometimes the shit people tweet is a joke, take a chill pill, you’ll be okay. You think the tweet is about you but its not...chances are it is though lmfao

Anymore shit that annoys you?? haha cmmnt it && i`ll add it on to the list...

p.s.- i HATE twittascope lmao